Welcome back to the nest. Things have been a little hectic in the last week, but we're back up and running. I just had to let you know that I am, for realz, going to be reviewing Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker, and Fifty Shades of Freedom on Twitter over the next week. Why? Well...I needed to see what the hype was about, and I couldn't bear the opportunity to mock something that derives from that literary abortion, the Twilightseries. I tried to give it a fair shot, but with some of the sentences in the Fifty Shades series, well...I don't think I can live without mocking them.
Based on the experiences I've had with the first book already, it's going to be a doozy of a week. Here's a sample.
Yeahhhhh. This is going to be fun. As a girl who enjoys some of the things that are being written about in this volume--the mild end of the spectrum, anyway--I can't decide whether to be disgusted, aroused, or giggling myself to death.
However it ends up, you don't want to miss this. Follow my adventures in
bad romance porn literature porn on SciFiMagpie. And remember kids, fanfiction is bad for your brain. This is your SciFiMagpie, over and out! And hopefully, not out cold...